Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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