You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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