The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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