so explain again why im purple
no
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Watching her eat just hurts me
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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