don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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