Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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