why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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