I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Randomize
