The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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