Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
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