So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
It was confusing and full of hummus
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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