At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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