Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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