I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
