so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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