I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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