hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Randomize
