Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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