I wish my penis had an off switch
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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