i jhust puked up my retainher.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Randomize
