what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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