If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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