Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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