it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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