Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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