Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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