you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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