Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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