Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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