So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
My life is pants optional.
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