therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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