so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
you are never too drunk for berry picking
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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