but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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