Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Me too!
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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