i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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