think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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