i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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