Got a toothbrush?
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Me too!
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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