Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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