My friends, they love my intelligence
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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