Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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