...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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