Buhtt sex?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
where are my eyebrows?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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