Nicole vs. Life
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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