i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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