Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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