something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm getting married
To pizza
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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