Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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