On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
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