They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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