So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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