Acid is not a monday night drug
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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